Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
I had been fuming for the whole of the last three days when i had been working (off work and during work). The cause of this? Its by a person nicknamed ROY who seems to have a very Serious case of "I can't stop showing people how Bad my attitude is". No matter how gay or how short you are, it doesn't really matter. But just don't make matter worse by giving people your Bad Ass attitude, OKAY. Being inept, i won't mind too much about it (you are around mid twenties, Sooooo young hor) but you mind your own business, and I will mind my own business.What i want to do with my break is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU MUDDLE METROSEXUAL.
The sight of Roy just makes me lose my appetite. Urgh.
But i did met some nice people during the job as an exhibitor at the wine fair at vivo. And also some weird ah peks. I remember on the last day of the job( with the retard), one indian ah pek keep walking around and even check you up. So. Gross. Puking. Nice people includes - Adeline, Hui Lin, SK, Keith or Kim or Lim(whatever), and the fridge guys (Ronald!). Actually ALL except the ROY. To think one such smallmeaningless person can spoil everyones' day. Oh, and there's one more person who seems really irritating, evolna's partner (cashier), she seems to carry a torch for that Roy. (*sob..I'm so sad for her, she must be blind, and I didn't notice that for the last 3 days...ohh..But never mind, i didn't even know her name, so I guess it's ok..haha) Come to think of it, there is also Another disgusting looking fella with thePink hairandGROSS dangling Earringon one of his ears and whom is friend friend with theBlind Girl. Come on, Give ME A BREAK!!!
A Modern Day Fairy Tale... One day, little(erm, shes actually 20)Blind Girlwas hopping down the street at orchard roadwith her lovely Pink-hairedandGROSS dangling Earringon one of his ears friend, when she met her Prince Charmingwhom she had been dreaming of.......ROY.......!@#$%^&!@#$%^&........Things happened fast & furious and then, theylived happily ever after...NOT. ~The End~
Oh No! The Roy was wearing a pair of shades and dressed looking like an irritating fly, maybe thats why he can't see properly and ends up with a :( marriage. Story telling could Never get any more entertaining than this. :)
Glossary:
-Roy a.k.a Daniel (a.k.a Ghost whom is let loose during the seventh month) - Blind Girl a.k.a Blind Girl (Sorry, i forgot her name and i don't bother to ask) - Pink-hairedandGROSS dangling Earringon one of his ears guy a.k.a Pink-haired and GROSS dangling Earringon one of his earsguy (I don't know his name and i seldom talk to him coz his looks gives me the Chills)
Why is Roy so Annoying?
Reasons: - He's too full of himself, but often ends up giving answers like "Erm, I'm not sure leh..." ??!! - He dresses nicely, but walks like a total millipede. Plus, he's a gay wannabe.(Not that i don't like gays, but if he is, then he's a HIGHLY irritating gay.) - The BREAKTIME incident - Talks to you by standing behind you and to your ear DIRECTLY (Hello?! Can't you look at me and talk to me face to face?!) - Speaks Hokkien too well.(I'm unhappy with him for that ok, coz i can't even speak my own dialect :P ) - Simply. Annoying.
