Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
Ok, its only Dumb and the Dumber, coz theres' only two parties involved. I was working(once in a blue moon) at barneycles last sat and it was very busy. Don't understand why, until Strawberry told me that it was because of the Barclay's people. And I had this chat with this couple of caucasian guest who wants to sit outside in the hot weather and not in the comfort of the world's greatest invention -- Air-Conditioner...
(here's part of it)
Guest:" Why are there so many mosquitoes here? "
Me:" Because the weather is hot? " (how the hell am i supposed to know that??)
Guest:" Yea, maybe. I've got a few bites already. "
Me:" Recently we have not received any complaints on mosquito bites, but we got a complaint a few days ago from a guest about a snake bite. "
Both of them looks wide-eyed... *Blink Blink*
After a silent pause, they continued.
Guest(still with the wide-eyed expression):" Are you serious?? "
Me:" No. "
They laughed so loudly that my manager thought whats wrong.
So tiring, I'm not going there anymore.
P.S: I don't like working with the annoying manager. Better to keep him thinking how i made the guest so happy.. haha
